I never thought I would find myself living with a fully fledged Scot until i met Cat White. It must have been her soft Edinburgh tones that convinced me this would be a good idea. However, slowly but surely St Andrews Cross and posters of Andy Murray and Sean Connery were taking over my living room and a pugnent smell of Haggis was filling my kitchen. I therefore thought it would be a good idea to give everybody some advanced warning about living with a Scot - and have provided the following guide to help you become fully prepared.

follow the life of Hazzlehoff

Since working and living with Catriona White I seem to have acquired the nickname Hazzlehoff. I have decided to embrace this revolutionary name and exploit it to attract people to my blog - Harriet is clearly far too ordinary for Cat 'banterific' White.